10foryoutomdaley:

Celebrities at Coachella: Weekend One

same vanessa hudgens same

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

meladoodle:

how do girls manage to look good when they get out of the shower, i look like someone used a firehose on a gigantic rat

(Source: pussysista)

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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(Source: teemode)

where can i find the theme you're using rn? xx
Anonymous

tukut:

well i wasn’t really gonna release it but u kno what?> why not. heres the code :-)

(Source: topix.com)

frickmeintheimpala:

sodium fan club meeting 2014

frickmeintheimpala:

sodium fan club meeting 2014

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

snorlaxatives:

tumblr users who call their followers “fans” need to chill the fuck out

katara:

you might be a tumblr 9 but you a real life 4.5 

babedwire:

the big 3

babedwire:

the big 3

(Source: qrowleth)